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I was on my way to see a movie. You all know how much I
love movies and how long I anticipated Jumanji. The movie was in two
hours, I was alone at home and was almost bored to death so I decided to
just visit my friend who works in a shopping mall close to my house. I
was gonna visit her for one hour during her break period and then use
the other one hour to get to the cinemas and place my single self in a
strategic position for possible "boyfriend to bes".
As I
got to the shopping mall where my friend works, I saw her assisting a
young girl. Pretty much my age or maybe two years older. She was all
glam, eyeshadow and bronzer popping, was on high heels, the latest
clothes on instagram and was wearing my dream hair (I actually felt like
harassing her for stealing my dream hair from the future). She was
radiating rich, classy and powerful. I stood for like 10 minutes
watching her. She was with one guy. The guy looked like her driver but I
was terribly astonished when I heard her calling the guy baby. So I
concluded that he was her boyfriend or maybe she just likes to call her
drivers "baby".
Deep down in my soul, my "oversabi" spirit
had concluded that the girl either has rich parents, another rich baby
or..... she's fell from the sky with diamonds because she almost bought
everything in the mall. She bought chocolate worth about 100k. I'm very
sure she can never eat that amount of chocolate even if God blesses her
with Metuselah's long life. She bought one "useless" toy for 59.99k
because she liked the tyres of the toy car.
Anyways,
every thing she bought in the mall was about 500k and the only thing
near reasonable that she acquired for herself were condoms and a shoe
for her baby driver. Every other thing were quite unnecessary (but it's
not my money sha).
The reason I decided to share this
story was that, after she had finished paying for the things she bought,
she told the workers to tell everybody (all present customers and
workers) to collect "anything" they wanted with all bills on her. My
mouth opened like "kilode!! Aunty please comman show me the farm where
you planted the money that is growing like water leaf"... Everywhere was
so tense. Everybody was rushing to collect their dreams. Nigerians are
greedy sha, someone almost opened her cake shop with the girls head. I
just went and took one small thing (lol. Don't ask me what I took).
I
later heard that the girl was into yahoo yahoo and that she has done
plus with her baby drivers head. You people should come and teach me how
to press laptop o (lol, aside blogging sha)
Afterwards,
I carried myself to go and see jumanji...one toaster came to buy me
popcorn and coca-cola but I later chased him away with my rudeness. I
guess that's why I'm still single.
This are things I did not overlook while I was listing the things I wanted from a love spell in my relationship after breakup.
ReplyDelete1) I requested that I get back my ex and our relationship last for the rest of our earthly lives.
2) I asked that the love spell should strengthen EACH of our abilities that we may utilize them in order to sustain our relationship which I so hope to become a marriage one day.
3) That we BOTH may resolve all conflicts with peaceful words, while remaining cognizant of one another’s feeling and come to a compromise when benefits all parties involved.
4) That whatever haunts HIM in his childhood, that he can let that go and he know that I hold none of that against him and I accept and love him for the person he is today.
Through all of this with Dr. Wakina via dr.wakinalovetemple@gmail.com, we were worked on to be humble and accept accountability for our actions. I have apologized for my incompetent behaviors. on the other hand, I can count the amount of time HE has apologized to me. The love spell made us understand that relationship is not about a tit-for-tat affair. An equal relationship is what we have at the moment, HE holds himself to the same level of accountability where I am concerned after the graceful love spell from Dr. Wakina.